this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”
If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
No but that last one.
So this really cute girl came into my coffee shop yesterday and she was wearing both the most bombass Black Widow shirt and the most bombass pair of red plaid pants and I made her a Black Widow-themed latté and she gave me her tumblr name life is the best.
Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers :)
Ahhhhhhhhhh Okay. Um
1. I think I’m witty as fuck.
2. I’m digging my sassy bangs.
3. I have been recently told I make a pretty great latte, confirming what I always have thought to be true.
4. I put a lot of effort into being nice to people and meeting them where they are.
5. Dat [my] ass.