Where are we going? Why are we in a handbasket?
We learned something new today. Er.
(via)
Well then
What was that thingy about separation of church and state, then?
(via mxmissileproof)
“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED
” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “
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“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”
WELP.
“Since it came from a genius, this made quite an impression on me. (After this I learnt to face the silence and think before swirling my pencil around.)”
Desserts.
So either I’ll be eating my feelings or things are about to get really kinky.
Shut up I was in the kitchen making dinner it was the only book.
The Trubador to his Queen
And that, children, is why you should study the 19th Century.
I said goodbye. Then you came back.
(via stvivi)
“Dads, just let me-“
“Peter, get down-“
In which they find out that Peter’s the one that has been gallavanting around in skintight red-and-blue spandex.
(via stvivi)
“There’s always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.”
― Frank Portman, King Dork
Why does the woman always get naked first during sex scenes? It’s like, they start kissing and then BAM one simple tug on whatever she’s wearing and it all falls off, while the guy still has on all his shit. It’s like, she’s completely naked, but he still has all his clothes on whilst they’re banging.
