never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
Man French-language Harry Potter is so fucked up it’s like they hate the English so much they had to change its premier children’s book.
Drinking Irish Coffee and missing K people.
So Guardians of the Galaxy is going to be a movie? I’ve been operating under the assumption that it was an elaborate hoax/misdirection by Marvel …
put on your lipstick, fix your hair and get in your jaegers ‘cause it’s time to take on some category 5s (◡‿◡✿)
a nerdy desi muhajaba with her persian vigilante girlfriend fighting crime in some future middle east cosmopolitan city i don’t know man
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY